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@rockymomax: [having sex]
HER: talk dirty to me
ME: I've been wearing the same underwear for weeks
HER: no, I mean-
ME: I drink my own bath water

[having sex]
HER: talk dirty to me
ME: I’ve been wearing the same underwear for weeks
HER: no, I mean-
ME: I drink my own bath water

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