@SoVeryBritish: Having to hide your euphoria when a friend says "I'm going to have to cancel tonight"
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@Izianikapani: It's not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.
@larasjeansong: parents: you were such a smart kid what happened??!? me: your child died and was replaced by a lookalike; a conspiracy theory thread
@MethShart: David Hasselhoff saves money on tailored shirts by not ordering the first 5 buttons.