@24HourBitching: Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
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@smilely_gal: If you drive a Hummer, I will assume you are a douchebag. If aforementioned Hummer is bright yellow, I will crown you their king.
@Gre_Gone: Praying Mantis: *attends church, devours husband* Agnostic Mantis: *stares suspiciously up at the sky, devours husband*
@ShawnIzadi: Why use words you don't understand in your tweets? It just makes you look photosynthesis.