@24HourBitching: Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
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@sammyrhodes: Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine that also sounds like a reggae professor.
@just1fool: After years of failure, the "scientist" that had been trying to create a fake urine nearly went mad after he drank his first Miller Lite.