@SGadea: He asked where I wanted to go for dinner, and that's how the fight got started.
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@daemonic3: *gets down on one knee* Wow, you really suck. Why can't you be more like the other knee?
@13spencer: One time I had a boss who called me while he was in the bathroom, and then he accidentally peed on himself, so sometimes good things happen.
@fillthevacuum: *checks pockets for phone 53 times before jumping in pool* *skinny dips to be on the safe side*