@SGadea: He asked where I wanted to go for dinner, and that's how the fight got started.
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@JermHimselfish: The eyes are the window to the soul which is why I'm throwing pebbles at your face.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Every time my daughter drinks juice she says "cheers" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences.
@MissNaughty1801: Neighbour: if your son doesn't stop playing drums right now I'll lose my mind!! Me: too late...he's stopped half an hour ago