@SGadea: He asked where I wanted to go for dinner, and that's how the fight got started.
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@Sarcasticsapien: Rejecting someone by saying "you deserve someone better" is a fun way to let a person know you'd rather insult yourself than to date them.
@meladoodle: The new options on Facebook look like the life cycle of every relationship I've ever had
@kjoy1019: If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial.