@SGadea: He asked where I wanted to go for dinner, and that's how the fight got started.
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@KalvinMacleod: [Christmas] 6:30—kids are excited 7:30—kids are playing 8:00—kids are fighting 9:00—kids are crying 9:15—wife is yelling 9:30—I am drinking
@DeanB15: I just smoked so much pot that I tried to order one of the dishes of food off the scrolling instagram menu.
@theshantilly: Non-tweeting friend: "So it's like FB?" Me: "Except everyone's mean & sarcastic & brutally honest." "Sounds awf..." "Awesome. I know."