@RidiculousSheri: He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him.
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@Just_A_Guy72: Flowers: Because nothing says "sorry a loved one passed away" like something else that'll wither and die right in front of you
@DrunkBastard: Nurse: On a scale of 1-10, how bad is the pain? Me: I wanna stab a baby in the face. Nurse: ... Me: ...seven, maybe?
@Ristolable: He died doing what he loved: typing his symptoms into WebMD instead of going to the doctor
@trevso_electric: It's summer. We're young. Let's sneak into someone else's pool and skinnydip. If we get caught, we stab them and assume their identities.