@RidiculousSheri: He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him.
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@noog: “911 what’s ur emergency” I… stabbed someone “What? Why?” He walked up to me and was all like HAPPY MONDAY “Is he dead?” No “Stab him again”
@Just_A_Guy72: Flowers: Because nothing says "sorry a loved one passed away" like something else that'll wither and die right in front of you
@DrunkBastard: Nurse: On a scale of 1-10, how bad is the pain? Me: I wanna stab a baby in the face. Nurse: ... Me: ...seven, maybe?
@Ristolable: He died doing what he loved: typing his symptoms into WebMD instead of going to the doctor