@RidiculousSheri: He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: I'm gonna be upset when HBO starts killing off Sesame Street characters one by one Game Of Thrones style.
@Brianhopecomedy: *grabs knife, cuts forehead, lies on floor* Wife walks in: "WHAT HAPPENED?" "A burglar came in right when I was about to clean the house"
@dumbbeezie: I hate it when you have french fries and all of the sudden people are acting like they like you
@NicCageMatch: My dog is starting a food blog where she writes about the delicious flavors of the various paper napkins she finds and eats.