@RidiculousSheri: He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him.
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@maddyalou: Son: Will you please just try to act normal today? Me: You're going to have to be more specific.
@morganalxander: Hello my name is Morgan and I used to think lingerie was just a fancy way to say laundry
@Douchekevin: A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.