@RidiculousSheri: He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him.
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@AimeeHelene1: I'm convinced that this trip to Toronto will end with my being arrested for not being nice enough.
@Dawn_M_: He said I reminded him of the girl from The Ring. We laughed and laughed, and then I put an axe in his back and ate his soul.
@TheWoodenslurpy: I bet dogs at parties get tired of being singled out by socially awkward humans.
@UncleDuke1969: "Wow, it's pouring out there." "Just let a smile be your umbrella!" "That's not how rain works, Karen."