@ibid78: He died doing what he loved: checking to see if wolves are ticklish.
@Poutymcgee: *brings all the jars I can't open along with me on our first date
@IncrediblyRich: And so it begins...
@BriarSlyMadness: PLOT TWIST:
MARIJUANA is the drug against wars.
@StarWarsProblms: Emperor: Luke, kill Vader and become my apprentice.
Vader: But why? I've been loyal.
Emperor: Have you ever listened to yourself breathe?
@AdviceFromDino: Asked for Cheez-its
Wife buys Cheese Nips
Now she's sitting in the corner thinking about what she did.