@ibid78: He died doing what he loved: checking to see if wolves are ticklish.
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@tchrquotes: And then one day we decided we were tired of sleeping in and doing whatever we wanted whenever we wanted in a clean house, and we had kids.
@JohnFugelsang: If god didn't like sex, He wouldn't make us scream His name when it's really hot.
@blade_funner: wife: I'm having a baby. me: *handing menu back to waiter* I'll have a baby as well.