@ibid78: He died doing what he loved: checking to see if wolves are ticklish.
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@trevso_electric: If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
@TomHanksIsHot: If I ever kill someone I'm dumping the body in a cemetery. Police will find it and be like "oh yeah this makes sense."
@hazelmotes1: Wife: wow, we must have had a lot of trick or treaters come by! Me: wha? Her: Because all the candy is gone Me: Ooooh right. So many.