@CheryeDavis: He died doing what he loved...failing to read my mind.
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@david8hughes: If you see a distressed woman in the mall screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one.
@moooooog35: I'm coaching my son's soccer team because it's important that he knows I'll swear at other kids, too.
@LaceyNycole: *brings donuts to work* Co-worker: I have a gluten allergy, so I have to watch what I eat. Me: Cool, then you can WATCH me eat this donut.