@DanKCharnley: He died doing what he loved: meeting people on Craigslist to buy furniture.
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@BookisherBunny: When life hands you a komodo dragon suddenly the times you got lemons seem pretty cool.
@Halbeerz: So Nickelback is playing a flood relief concert for Alberta. Like those folks haven't suffered enough.
@crushingbort: one time I saw a cop on a horse start to walk it down some steps and I thought "oh the horse is trained for stairs" and then they both fell