@DanKCharnley: He died doing what he loved: meeting people on Craigslist to buy furniture.
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@Piecezilla: The weatherman said it's nice outside. I guess they don't let him watch the rest of the news.
@papasuncle: Bread as a loaf, bread as a bowl. Bread as a slice or bread as a roll. Bread is delicious, it is a fact. Whoopi's best movie was Sister Act.
@Milariou: It's all fun and games until you notice the "rocket" in your son's Lego launchpad came from the drawer in your nightstand.
@ohpeetie: - "Did you know you can make a pizza crust out of cauliflower?" - "I'm going to reactivate my Facebook so I can unfriend you there too"