@callmeEvian: He died doing what he loved, rearranging the dishes in the dishwasher after I put them in.
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@sgrate_: Your girlfriend deserves nothing but the best, so give her my number because you ain’t shit
@VodkaThursday: There's a lot of mountains high enough to keep me away from you. You see that Everest mountain? Ain't no way I'm climbing that for you.
@thats_a_morey: What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day? I want to know her secret