@DanKCharnley: he died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish
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@NurseMurderer: I want to put hot dogs on my fingers so I have extra long, floppy, hot dog fingers.
@nbadag: 10YO: [on her ipad] beat my high score! ME: y'know they're just numbers on a screen right? they don't mean anything [checks follower count]
@Overxposd: My Executive Director said to me "Well aren't you an eager beaver" I was like "Oh my God, Why? What have you heard???"