@Norsebysw: He had the strength of ten men and the confidence of twelve morons.
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@Dawn_M_: I'm crying and wearing a falcon glove so I get sympathy sex from people who think my falcon flew away.
@theshantilly: *shampoos & conditions hair *rinses hair *blowdries hair *straightens hair *spits toothpaste into hair
@CodyJP9412: REPUBLICANS: I can't believe Trump won. DEMOCRATS: I can't believe Hillary lost. ME: I can't believe it's not butter!
@TheBoydP: [Jeopardy] Disease for $500 Alex "Dysentery, Typhoid, Bubonic Plague, Dengue Fever" What's better than catching a man cold? "Correct!"