@Norsebysw: He had the strength of ten men and the confidence of twelve morons.
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@buseysteeth: You think you have problems, I used a toothpick to get a toothpick out of my teeth this morning.
@david8hughes: If your dog & your baby are fighting, it's important to leave them to it so that a pack leader can be established.
@MrsRupertPupkin: My cat tried to knock over my TV this morning. WHY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS FIGHTING?!