@Norsebysw: He had the strength of ten men and the confidence of twelve morons.
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@Fred_Delicious: Apparently the rebooted bible will feature a female Jesus, and Moses will be a raccoon
@cupcakelynda: My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting "LOL" on relationship statuses on Facebook.
@BlindVigil: "To label you "divine" would be to capture but a fraction of your resplendence. ... and could you pleeeeease grab an Oreo while you're up?"