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@Marlebean: He held up my pants and said "Are you sure these are yours? They look small. You can fit in these??"

Judge: Not guilty. You're free to go.

He held up my pants and said “Are you sure these are yours? They look small. You can fit in these??” Judge: Not guilty. You’re free to go.
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