@DailyVelli: He: is this love or what? She: What.
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@FinallyHeSleeps: Me: "Don't piss me off, I can rip a phone book in half." 10yo: "A phone what?"
@TheCatWhisprer: Starting a diet is a lot like starting a lawn mower, you struggle and sweat and end up on the couch eating ice cream with your shirt off.
@jacob_swift16: Don't be afraid to put yourself out there. The worst that can happen is embarrassment, social shame and everyone thinking you're an idiot