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@mostunladylike: He leans in, looks into my eyes, and lowers the lights. I go in for the kiss.

And now I'm being escorted out of the opticians.

He leans in, looks into my eyes, and lowers the lights. I go in for the kiss.

And now I’m being escorted out of the opticians.

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