@dshack8: 'He looks just like you' is my favorite way to tell someone that their baby is ugly.
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@CaseyMichelle__: Well if you didn't want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?
@imadepoopstoday: Walk up to someone drinking coffee and ask them if their coffee tastes different today. Then smile and walk away.
@Vice_Queen: Imagine meeting the person of your dreams and then finding out they use cutlery to eat a burger.