@kumailn: He-Man wasn't gay. He was just uninterested in Teela and was very good friends with a man named Fisto.
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@OneFunnyMummy: The only thing worse than thinking of what to make for dinner is then having to cook it.
@murrman5: I read that you should treat every night with your wife like your first date so after the movie tonight I'm dropping her off at her parents
@TheSnideOne: What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?" What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."