@Jay_FrickinLynn: He pasta way? Here today, gone tomato. You cannoli do so much before thyme is up. Never sausage a tragedy. Olive my thoughts are with you.
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@MomOfTeen: Twitter has ruined me. Just wrote "we'll deliver your load on time" for a transportation client and broke into peals of laughter.
@pkollar: video games allow you to journey to wondrous locations straight out of your dreams such as: warehouse, sewer, and subway tunnel
@beefman138: *At Railway station Me : Can I get a return ticket please? Station attendant : Where to? Me : Here.