@Jay_FrickinLynn: He pasta way? Here today, gone tomato. You cannoli do so much before thyme is up. Never sausage a tragedy. Olive my thoughts are with you.
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@mellimelle: I spend 90% of my life trying to do the right thing and the other half wondering why I don't understand Math.
@Jesssicle: Eating a cucumber would be the 2nd worst way to discover that you are allergic to cucumbers.
@SouthrnPinUpMom: Moms get super human strength when put in life or death situations. Last night I uncorked a bottle of wine with my teeth during a tantrum...
@bondgirl_79: Sorry I called animal control about your children but I really think those tranquilizer darts did the trick.