@SmithWit: He said the spark between us was gone, so I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up.
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@Aspersioncast: Annoy your wife by saying “wow” every time a chick gets out of the limo on The Bachelor.
@SadieSmithRoks: Is no shave November just for men? Asking for my female Italian coworker and her mustache.
@jessokfine: Amazing that the townspeople didn't like Belle what with her waking up every day and calling them a bunch of simple idiots
@too_chihuahua: "How much are these glasses?" "$150 sir" "I guess you could say" *puts on sunglasses* *runs out without another word*