@SmithWit: He said the spark between us was gone, so I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up.
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@C00LpenNAME: 12yo daughter: *SCREAMS* Me: WHAT?! 12yo: A spider! Me: It’s just a spider 12yo: I don’t want it to bite me! Me: You’ll never be a super hero w/that attitude
@truegritrumble: I've been kicked out of my gym for dressing like the grim reaper and standing silently behind people on treadmills.