@Lisa_Laughs_: He said there was no spark between us, so I tazed him. I'll ask again when he wakes up.
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@SufficientCharm: My man wants me to understand him better so I'm not getting my mustache waxed this month.
@Kyle_Raney: "I'd like to make a toast." - piece of toast telling her toast husband she wants to start a family
@panmidwest: ME: what language is this BING: croatian ME: nice what does it say BING: how the heck would I know