@jammiiepants: He says I'm cute when I'm mad. Well he has no idea of how gorgeous I can be.
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@Dawn_M_: Sharks don't like the taste of human flesh, which must mean they are drama queens who only eat people for attention.
@eyeswidebutt: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like to invite you to play Candy Crush.
@lasergirl70: On Valentine's evening I usually stay in and watch a romantic movie. You know, like American Psycho.