@VeroniKaboom: "He sure seems like a nice young man" is Grandma-speak for "I'd totally hit that."
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@misfarber: Daddy, why is grandma so bitter? I don't know, son; seems to run in the family. Your great uncle tasted awful
@lawblob: [the boss walks by my desk and catches me looking at sonic anime] Me: the hackers are at it again. I was trying to visit church. com
@kwirkyKerri: Shout out to girls that have a relationship with prisoners. At least they always know where their man is at.