@2tickytacky: He told her that trees blossom in her presence. What he meant was that she scares the sap back up into them.
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@KentWGraham: Whenever I skip a day on the treadmill, I add the 25 minutes to the next day. Tomorrow, I will be running until 2026.
@FroggyGonnaJump: She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss.
@alrightjam: Will you date me? breathe if yes, swim across the atlantic ocean while reciting the bible in japanese if no