@2tickytacky: He told her that trees blossom in her presence. What he meant was that she scares the sap back up into them.
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@BlairLoudly: Your password must include 5 minutes of interpretive dance, 15 excerpts from contemporary fiction and 1 word made up by Shakespeare.
@girl_a_whirl: Giving birth? Passing a gallstone? Monica Seles tennis match? Possible scenarios from sounds emitted from chic on elliptical next to me
@TheCatWhisprer: If you thought you had a rough night, my toddler couldn't wear an oven mitt to bed.