@2tickytacky: He told her that trees blossom in her presence. What he meant was that she scares the sap back up into them.
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@murrman5: [during dinner on a date] "I'm currently in university" how long is your degree? "normally a year, but I have dial up, so probably 2"
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@PaperWash: HAHA! Answer your phone silly. I called you like 18 times. -I say as I climb through your window