@LeightonSaysHi: He told me he wanted a dirty girl so I didn't shower for two weeks. Now he won't return my calls. Forget women, MEN and their mixed signals!
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Reverend_Scott: "Can I take your order?" Wait, take it where? "No, not-" I haven't even given you my order yet "I mean-" WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MY ORDER
@miller_tm: Just got an email from dominoes said "easy and delicious" they sure know how to talk to a single guy!
@philyuck: Horse-drawn carriages are pretty cool but the horses should learn to draw other stuff
@iAmJuddy: Wait. I'm not cool cuz I'm home on a weekend night? You mean my home I own? With no landlord, neighbors or...parents? Wow, I'm such a loser.