@LeightonSaysHi: He told me he wanted a dirty girl so I didn't shower for two weeks. Now he won't return my calls. Forget women, MEN and their mixed signals!
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@ObscureGent: Anonymous just switched everyone in Isis from Amazon Prime shipping to basic shipping. Good luck getting Fallout 4 by Christmas terrorists!
@jonnysun: ad for jk rowling's fantastic beasts and where to find them: wat if harry poter was pokemon
@peterjames48: You're leaving Twitter? For good? That's too bad. We'll miss you. See you next week!