@roxaroodw: He told me he was uncomfortable dating someone with so much inflatable furniture.
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@ElleOhHell: Raise your hand if this is your first time under a helicopter. Ah, sorry to make an example of you Johnson, but that's why we never do that.
@beerfartchamp: I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting. What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?
@TheTweetOfGod: Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards.