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@GoldenSpirals: He told me I was the "bee's knees".
I believe I merit being compared to something more like a lemur's femur.
Who doesn't love Zoboomafoo?

He told me I was the “bee’s knees”. 
I believe I merit being compared to something more like a lemur’s femur. 
Who doesn’t love Zoboomafoo?

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