@ValeeGrrl: He took both kids grocery shopping by himself so I could "relax" so now I'm sitting here suspicious that he's done something to piss me off.
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@ibid78: CASHIER: is there anything else I can help you with? ME: *pulls out my trigonometry homework from 1995* yes, yes there is
@ObscureGent: Waiting for Bernie Sanders to come out from under the ring and hitting someone with a steel chair to claim the presidential belt.
@gwatts77: If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to
@slimmy_shady: I have an idea for a website where people seeking to share their views and ideas can get together and ignore each other.