@Sanbel11: He was a real gentlemen and always opened the fridge door for me
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@Momtoteens: When I go see my drug dealer, she makes me lay on a couch and talk to her for an hour first.
@Bandersnaaatch: I will love you 'til the end of time, or until my blood alcohol level normalizes, whichever comes first.
@david8hughes: [lying with girlfriend & looking up at the stars] "Hey--" *points to shooting star* "You've put on a lot of weight."