@Sanbel11: He was a real gentlemen and always opened the fridge door for me
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@RobDenBleyker: I think if a little girl wants to grow up and be a Tyrannosaurus Rex that's totally fine, and science shouldn't stop her.
@krustythe_klown: Dearly beloved, we are gathered her today to place bets on how long this marriage will last because these idiots met 2 months ago.
@thevickster_sa: ~At a snowboarding store. Him: you need a base grind and a wax, it's been a while. Me: i know Him:... Me: Wait, what, oh the board...
@Sarcasticsapien: I hope I die alone. I mean, you'd have to be a pretty big jerk to hope others die with you.