@Sanbel11: He was a real gentlemen and always opened the fridge door for me
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@_davidlucas_: I enjoy long walks away from co-workers who say "Hey ya gotta watch this 10 minute YouTube video".
@ch000ch: therapist: im glad u overcame ur fear of snakes and all but- me, with a snake: ur gonna say i shouldn't have married this snake aren't u
@Sakshi9998: game of thrones bt it's my family fighting over who will sit in grandma's chair while watching t.v. After she dies.
@_laurabee_: woman next to me on the bus just asked me to read her text to her as she's forgotten her glasses. 'dog has shit entire length of kitchen.'