@Sanbel11: He was a real gentlemen and always opened the fridge door for me
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@HTXBlonde: "It's funny how red, white, and blue represents freedom until it's your rear view mirror flashing behind you."
@pleatedjeans: I never pay for drinks I just insult women at bars & when they throw drinks in my face I open my mouth haha thanks for the free booze ladies
@KentWGraham: There should be a place on the organ donor card that lets you leave your middle finger to a person you hate.
@Sarcasticsapien: I hate when someone texts me cause then I can't post anything on the internet or they'll know I'm ignoring them.