@Sanbel11: He was a real gentlemen and always opened the fridge door for me
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@leslid79: 32. Never married. No children. nnI'm the last single friend standing! I win!nn*This message brought to you by whiskey and self loathing.
@meganamram: Such a double standard that when a guy sleeps with a ton of people he's "cool," but when I do I'm "lying"
@GashleyMadison: I love playing catch with my dogs when I'm drunk, because I don't have dogs when I'm sober.