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@LuvPug: He was like, 'We're all slowly dying'
So I was like, 'WRONG'
and I threw him in front of a moving bus.

He was like, ‘We’re all slowly dying’ 
So I was like, ‘WRONG’ 
and I threw him in front of a moving bus.

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