@RandomAntics: He who fights with lobsters must take care not to become a lobster. For when you gaze long into the bisque, the bisque also gazes into you.
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@MariyaAlexander: Someone please recommend a self-help book that can teach me how to sleep through an alarm.
@GrowlyGrego: It's like my racist grandpa used to say: "Good morning." That unrepentant bigot had many flaws, but cordial salutations wasn't one of them.
@Smooheed: There's nothing quite like a pissed off toddler trying to make her point by angrily storming away on a ride on ladybug