@thenatewolf: Head and Shoulders should make a body wash called Everything Else
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@darksideang: My husband gets so cranky when I come home from the pool with only a fraction of the kids I left with
@Book_Krazy: Hub: Let's go see a movie Me: Ok. How bout this one? *points* H: Why do we have to see a movie with subtitles? I didn't do anything wrong.
@Home_Halfway: Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage