@thenatewolf: Head and Shoulders should make a body wash called Everything Else
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@JerseyRambo: You know you're watching Star Wars with Catholics when every time you hear "May the Force be with you," you hear, "And also with you."
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: *gets all four daughters dressed* Wife: I want everyone in Christmas dresses. Me: But- Wife: Everyone. Me: Fine. *puts on my dress*
@looktothepickle: If you love something set it free. *releases 4 year old son into downtown New York City*