@ClaytonSykes: Headed to a funeral. #yolo
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@JessBWatson: I'm not sure what I did wrong but the pile of LEGOs left on the bath mat while I was in the shower seems like some kind of threat.
@Brampersandon_: ME: *eating fast food* VEGAN GUY: You eat that stuff? ME: Yeah VG: That stuff is gonna kill you ME: *visibly annoyed* not soon enough
@jwoodham: Sorry I didn't text you back, but my body is like 70% water and I really didn't want to mess up my phone.