@ClaytonSykes: Headed to a funeral. #yolo
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@GrabTheWEness: It was an unfortunate incident, but at least Doug learned he should never lick his light saber after using it to cut chocolate cake.
@samuelhlowe: The best way to return any clothing left at your place is to do a drive-by with a t-shirt gun on her wedding day.
@CaptOblivious1: I went for a run but came back home after 5 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes
@mikeysny: When I learned what calculators did, I immediately cleared the "math" part of my brain to make room for more movie quotes.