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@SirEviscerate: Heads, you give me your phone number, tails you go on a date with me.
*flips coin into ceiling fan, it's knocked out a window into the sea*

Heads, you give me your phone number, tails you go on a date with me.
*flips coin into ceiling fan, it’s knocked out a window into the sea*

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