@Xoolun: Health care in this country is a disgrace. My doctor said run 3 miles a day for a month. I'm now completely lost & 90 miles away from home.
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@Manda_like_wine: Eternal damnation for the sorry acquaintance who cons you into watching his favorite film and keeps looking to see if you're reacting.
@RidiculousSheri: Love means never having to say you're sorry for accidentally bringing home six more cats.
@yoyoha: If I was a marriage counselor I would just make the couple look at a dating website for 20 minutes.
@_NinJar: [museum] Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit? "through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say?" *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*