@UNTRESOR: Health level: my credit card company called me about fraud because I bought a vegetable.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@SlimSinclair: When people ask me if I want to hold their baby, I just say "not sure if Im legally allowed to". Then they leave me alone & Im happy again.
@GrantTanaka: having sex w/ a girl who has multiple personalities would be awesome unless one of those personalities was hitler