@UNTRESOR: Health level: my credit card company called me about fraud because I bought a vegetable.
@kumailn: "I have a hunch." - Inspector Quasimodo
@PaperWash: Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron? Why not 17? What's stopping us?
@IamEnidColeslaw: i was baptized in a car wash
@ipalatsky: Learning how to say "where the hell am I?" in eight languages. Just in case.
@wolfpupy: i was just about to ramp my car off a cliff into the ocean but then i remembered someone had told me to drive safe earlier