@Mothpete: Health tip: There's never a 'safe' time to shake a teenage boy's hand. Never.
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@BestWorstAdvice: If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't comeback, tell everyone she has herpes.
@ilovepie84: The Tin Man carries around an axe because he is constantly afraid Ironman is going to hit on his wife.