@mommajessiec: Hear me out, a Barbie whose hair color changes to gray everytime a child screams.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@DaddyJew: My dog asked what it was like to be human, so I told him that talking was a good start.
@jakehightower34: Evil Scientist: I will turn you three into...A Human Centipede! Hostage 1: No! Hostage 2: Please! No! Me: So...who gets to be the front?
@WongLipJun: Rules for rap battling Eminem: 1. Do not let Eminem go first. 2. Do not let Eminem go second.
@Dawn_M_: If you say "guess who died?" with a big smile on your face some people get kinda angry.