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@mommajessiec: Hear me out, a Barbie whose hair color changes to gray everytime a child screams.
@Reverend_Scott: "Will u make me breakfast tomorrow?"
No, you'd be disappointed.
"Don't say it-"
Omelette u down.
@Quartzjixler: I requested the number 867-5309 from my cellular provider because I like being annoyed to the point of rage.
@WilliamAder: Netflix just suggested I get up and walk around before I develop a blood clot.
@Scottyd309: My superpower- Finding shortest checkout line that takes the most time.
@marebytes: Hey people who design vacuums- Why the headlight?
Are people vacuuming in the dark? or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen?