@NurseSeymour: Heard my ex tell one of his friends I was a stalker. Almost made me mad enough to come out of his closet and give him a piece of my mind.
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@ibid78: "Your word is 'oujia'" -could you use that in a seance? [spelling bee judge puts hand over the mic] I think.. I think this guy just won
@VerbsRProudest: I called someone persnickety today. He looked so taken aback. Some people can't handle that kind of hip vibe & powerful sensuality I guess.