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@Michael_Erhart: *Hears a joke about a chocolate bar*
@better_off_dad: United Airlines just tried to charge me $25 for the bags under my eyes.
@AllanCresswell: Grampa: Back in my day, we slept on broken glass, you dunno how lucky you are.
Me: Grampa, please. We have Twitter, at least you GOT sleep.
@_oculusmundi: My moods don't just swing - they bounce, pivot, recoil, rebound, oscillate, fluctuate and occasionally pirouette.
@LindaInDisguise: I'll give up my thesaurus when you pry it from my frigid, frosty, frozen, cadaverous, lifeless, stiff, defunct extremities.
@BlacB: "I'm in your city".
me: ok. enjoy it.