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@Mr_Kapowski: *hears a loud noise outside of bedroom door at night*

*wife reaches over* "Honey- WHERE ARE YOU?"

*already locked myself in the bathroom*

*hears a loud noise outside of bedroom door at night*

*wife reaches over* “Honey- WHERE ARE YOU?”

*already locked myself in the bathroom*

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