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@internetluke: *hears robber in house*
If anybody is there.. I have Updog & I'm not afraid to use it.
"What's Updog?"
Not too much haha you?
"Robbing you"

*hears robber in house*
If anybody is there.. I have Updog & I’m not afraid to use it. 
“What’s Updog?”
Not too much haha you?
“Robbing you”

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