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@jctwritesstuff: *hears Siren's song*
*eyes glaze*
*walks in a trance ten miles*
*breaks window to donut shop*

I'm here, Mistress.

*eats everything*
*dies*

*hears Siren’s song*
*eyes glaze*
*walks in a trance ten miles*
*breaks window to donut shop*

I’m here, Mistress.

*eats everything*
*dies*

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