@TheTweetOfGod: Heaven is like arriving at Disneyland. Hell is like still being at Disneyland three weeks later.
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@Furry_Beaver: Cashier: Will that be all? Me: No. I'm getting everything like an easter egg hunt, I just wanted to show you what I've got so far.
@UtilityLimb: I'm not doubting that you're 1/8th Pond People, but this is a research paper. You can't cite "BOG WISDOM"
@thatUPSdude: I just seen a kid yell at his dad and tell him "No jerk!" I yelled at my dad once when I was 12, then I woke up and I was 16.
@markleggett: I'm using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed.