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@MatCro: [heaven]

IAN: I only regret the things I didn't do

ME: Me too

I: Like, I didn't swim with dolphins. You?

M: I didn't stop poking a bear

[heaven]

IAN: I only regret the things I didn’t do

ME: Me too

I: Like, I didn’t swim with dolphins. You? 

M: I didn’t stop poking a bear

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