@Sassafrantz: He'd probably stop sending me "good morning, beautiful" texts if he saw how many chins pop out when I look down to read it.
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@thesulk: "All black people are Aiwa, and all jews are Technics." "Those are just stereo types."
@weinerdog4life: Before gravity was invented you had to tie down your cows or your cows would just float away
@WritePlay: When people ask What Would Jesus Do, I remember how he hid in that cave for 3 days after people were so mean to him. That's more my speed.