@Sassafrantz: He'd probably stop sending me "good morning, beautiful" texts if he saw how many chins pop out when I look down to read it.
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@TheRealRHB: Whoever first said "No news is good news" never had their cable & Internet go out for two days
@Brampersandon_: MOM: dont lie. The man upstairs is always watching ME: ok mom FRANK FROM 4B (watching on his hidden camera): how the hell did she know that