@EndhooS: Hedgehogs would seem far less adorable if they had more relevant names like 'Stabbyrabbit' or 'Weaponrat'
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@KrunkedRobot: My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
@Nips_00: I love drinking games.... except the one where you have to try to walk a straight line while saying the ABCs backwards
@RexHuppke: For parents of small children, weekends are about as relaxing as showering with cats.
@david8hughes: Midwife [handing my baby]: make sure you support his head Me: that's a really great, floppy little head you've got there. Well done