@moxieblogger: Held a newborn baby, was asked if I wanted one. Laughed & laughed all the way to the bar, where I can go because I don't have a baby. So no.
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@thejessbess: This guy at speed dating asked if I have any weird tattoos I was like lol not if you love The Golden Girls.
@Pork_Chop_Hair: [Speed dating] Me: would you say you’re more of a cat person or a dog person? Black Panther: ... Are you serious right now?