@jnrbtsn: Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook.
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@VodkaShorebird: Just think, there is coming an entire generation of idiots who will wonder: "Why did they have a hashtag button on landline phones?"
@DurtMcHurtt: Rob somebody at gunpoint today, show the world how serious you are at nicknaming your new friend Robert.
@ohpegah: *thinks every animal is a type of dog* *sees a cat* scratch dog *sees a parrot* talk dog *sees a worm* spaghetti dog
@Dirty_Naomi: I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them.