@KBChicken75: Hell hath no fury like a pizza pocket that hasn't had proper cooling time.
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@trevso_electric: You should be my grillfriend. Not a typo, girl. You're hot enough to cook meat on.
@Macar00ny: The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn't know what to do so I ate it.
@joshandbeyond: Dad: There's no use crying over spilled milk son. Me: But dad it was tequila! Dad: What!? *cries immensely*