@3sunzzz: Hell hath no fury like a toddler that sets down their popsicle and then comes back 20 minutes later to get it.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Pundamentalism: WANTED: OOMPA LOOMPAS Main duties: - Machine Maintenance - Chocolate Production - Quality Control - Singing when kids die
@WilliamRodgers: How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act? A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked? A: Yes HIRED!
@LaziestCanine: Homeless man: Change please Me: sorry dude I don't have any money on me Homeless man: No, change...That outfit is hideous