@TheMichaelRock: Hell hath no fury like a white woman emailing Target after a bad shopping experience.
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@CJhooray: I just saw a list of candidates for the local Juvenile Judge election and I just don't think juveniles should even be able to be judges idk
@Traceylei2: Tried to get my 7 year old cousin to play Hungry Hungry Hippos but the fences at the zoo are really high.
@megfraser: I'm surprised "slow internet connection" doesn't come up more often as a motive in murder trials.
@RobElliottComic: [having sex] Me: CHECK IT OUT NO HANDS! Her: USE YOUR HANDS! Me: *raises the roof*