@TheMichaelRock: Hell hath no fury like a white woman emailing Target after a bad shopping experience.
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@BlairLoudly: Me: SPIDER! Brain: Nope, fluff. Me: SPIDER! Brain: That is a fly. Me: SPIDER!!! Brain: sigh. That's your hand idiot.
@OnlyFastEddie: I stick pins and needles in the people I don't like because can't afford voodoo dolls.
@mysteryteacher: Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan have a fight to the death. Who will win? Everybody.